A Geek's Adventures

May 20
hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

hyperbolic-time-chamber:

There’s a lot to discuss here

May 19
benjgray:

The Ringwraiths enjoy a sneaky cigarette in between stabbing hobbits and terrorizing the local populace.

You can tell Ringwraiths are truly evil: they smoke.  

benjgray:

The Ringwraiths enjoy a sneaky cigarette in between stabbing hobbits and terrorizing the local populace.

You can tell Ringwraiths are truly evil: they smoke.  

May 19
May 19

Last known surroundings: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de... →

nemertea:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

perfect exchange is perfect

Magnifique

May 19
May 18
hamilton-was-kawaii-as-fuck:

strawberry-fox:

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:


A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.


bitchin


a real american sphinx

THE ACTUAL BEST

Auglkksjdfs kohai of course you would deliver

hamilton-was-kawaii-as-fuck:

strawberry-fox:

faustyflakes:

staysandstories:

madtomedgar:

strawberry-fox:

A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”

why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait

Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.

image

bitchin

a real american sphinx

THE ACTUAL BEST

Auglkksjdfs kohai of course you would deliver

May 18

Here we have Socrates about to drink the hemlock that would kill him.
Note that Socrates is in INCREDIBLE shape, especially since he’s pushing 70. Yowza.
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Here we have Socrates about to drink the hemlock that would kill him.

Note that Socrates is in INCREDIBLE shape, especially since he’s pushing 70. Yowza.

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art

May 18
Vogue, Egyptian Falcon! Strike that pose!
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art 

Vogue, Egyptian Falcon! Strike that pose!

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art 

May 18
Tiffany has made stunning stained glass pieces, beautiful jewelry, amazing vases and astounding lamps.

Alas, its furniture looks like it came out of a Bordellos R Us catalogue.

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art

Tiffany has made stunning stained glass pieces, beautiful jewelry, amazing vases and astounding lamps.

Alas, its furniture looks like it came out of a Bordellos R Us catalogue.

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art

May 18
Tiffany also made tchotchkes for the desk, including a thermometer, and inkwell and pen and a stamp.
In the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Tiffany Room

Tiffany also made tchotchkes for the desk, including a thermometer, and inkwell and pen and a stamp.

In the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Tiffany Room