The Ringwraiths enjoy a sneaky cigarette in between stabbing hobbits and terrorizing the local populace.
You can tell Ringwraiths are truly evil: they smoke.
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I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)perfect exchange is perfect
Magnifique
A pair of green-tinted spectacles is on display in the Monticello Visitors Center. These are believed to have belonged to Thomas Jefferson, although we do not know precisely what he used them for. According to Silvio Bedini, tinted glasses first appeared around 1810. They were not typically used as sunglasses as we might think of them, but “to improve the vision out of doors.”
why is he not depicted wearing these in every portrait
Somebody with art skills please rectify this horrible oversight.
bitchin
a real american sphinx
THE ACTUAL BEST
Auglkksjdfs kohai of course you would deliver
Here we have Socrates about to drink the hemlock that would kill him.
Note that Socrates is in INCREDIBLE shape, especially since he’s pushing 70. Yowza.
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art
Tiffany has made stunning stained glass pieces, beautiful jewelry, amazing vases and astounding lamps.
Alas, its furniture looks like it came out of a Bordellos R Us catalogue.
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art






